The reason we must all go to heaven

A friend said that people who don't find their soulmate/spouse in this world should be patient because surely you'll find them in heaven.
But then I thought that I must make sure I go to heaven because if I go to hell then I'll be condemned and tortured for all eternity and be forever alone even in the afterlife.
And if I am fated to go to hell first and then go to heaven after I've paid for all my sins, how'd embarrassing that would be?
He'll say to me, "Hey, now I know why you're late" while pointing at the big sign on my forehead that says

:[Just came back from Hell]:

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That may be the only possible reason why someone would voluntarily want to be thrown into hell again :p