Yesterday my friend found her missing tortoise.
It was lost since two weeks ago and yesterday it was found tired and hungry under the dining table.
The plight of the tortoise is so pathetic that I laughed so hard until there's tears in my eyes. It's like Ti, the Maha Pathetic Tortoise.
Imagine the escape plan of Ti while it discusses it with its friend Ki in the same aquarium one dark night:
"Ki, I've had it with this place. It isn't like home at all. All we get is water spinach, water spinach, water spinach."
"But, Ti. I kinda like water spinach. Better than the pellet they use to give us in the pet shop."
"Oh? Then how about this minuscule aquarium? I can't go two steps without bumping in to you."
Ki didn't say anything. Quietly like a tortoise, he inched away toward the plastic coconut tree as an effort to block out the complaints that is getting on his nerves.
Unsatisfied, Ti lashed out, "And this fake coconut tree. Are they trying to undermine our intelligence trying to make us believe that we're in Hawaii or something? At least in Hawaii they have pineapples!"
Ki just turned around without even trying to hide his boredom of this stale conversation.
"You have been complaining since the day we got here. So you don't like it here. What are you going to do? It's not like we have a choice. Just ride with it lah."
Ti couldn't believe his camouflaged ears.
"Ki, you don't understand. I can't live like this, I am meant for better things. Since the day I broke out of the egg, I know I'm destined for great things."
Silence.
So she continued.
"I'm breaking free tonight. I've thought about it, a lot. I have all of it planned out. You can either be in with me or you can just stay here like a stupid tortoise"
"I'm staying here and I think you should too. It's too dangerous out there. I'll be your friend, you don't have to be so lonely"
"I told you. I can't. So goodbye. If tomorrow you see I'm not here, just pray for me"
So that night as the lights are shut, Ti embarked on the adventure of a lifetime. To break free from oppression, to be free from situations that limit possibility. Out there, everything can come true.
Actually Ki didn't want to help Ti as a punishment for leaving him high and dry like that. But finally he relented. Climbing on Ki's back, Ti jumped out. Ti couldn't believe it. She figured that the surprising agility probably came from the rush of adrenaline of breaking free.
Ha ha! Finally, the world would know the Great Ti!
To cut a long exciting story short, Ti was found under the dining table two weeks later. Probably in Ti's eyes, the vast living room with its dry carpet is like a big desert. Constantly on the move, dodging the eye of dinosaur-sized humans to not get caught. Days turned into nights. Everything reeks of danger. The outside world is nowhere in sight. Where is the lake? Where are the lush green trees? Apparition of food and water haunted Ti who persevered to reach the oasis. But the illusion always gave way to barrenness of the hostile environment.
It seems to me its a pity that she's born a tortoise. Born with an ambition that is larger than her reality. If she was born a cat or a rabbit, the two weeks period would have given it ample time to escape. As a tortoise, after two weeks she didn't even get past the dining room.
It's a shame to have all this determination to succeed, and she had even set the wheels turning only to be bogged down by the limited capacity of self.
The burning question: is it a curse to be born a tortoise but with a heart of a dragon?
The contrast is so stark, their destinies unalterable.
It may be better for the soul to not have these dangerous desires to break free from the norm.
Who can challenge the Grand Design anyway?
Better to just be automatons, just do whatever is expected of you, with an empty shell for a mind.
Yes, may be that is best...
...If you're a tortoise named Ki.
So if you are human but want to settle for a destiny of a tortoise, that is your choice.
That is after all, the easier route to take.
Blame all on circumstances, blame all on the Grand Design. You alone is blameless.
For me I envy Ti, at least she made a move to escape.
God have said that all people are equal. What differentiates them is their faith.
So you got to do something different!
Einstein says that one of the hallmarks of insanity is doing the same thing again and again but expecting different results. If you're static in the mind, static in motion: there is no chance of ever getting anything different from the things you've had before.
So yes, although Ti is so glaringly pathetic at least she had some qualities to be admired.
When Ti was put back into the aquarium, I could imagine the scene:
"Hey Adventurous Ti, never thought I'd see you here. How was it?" smirked Ki.
*punch in the face*
Haha! Girl power rocks!
